And it goes something like this:

Nagi put on a sturdy condom in order to not make her pregnant. He began to push deep inside Tot's virgin barrier, and Tot screamed in pain, as her precious virginity was stolen. She didn't cry, though, but its pain was making her cry.

(via weepingcock )

So, uh, how many of you guys would keep going without so much as a word if ( Read more... )

( In story format, because Mari is JUST THAT BORED. )

( Mari complains about a bad smutfic and edits like a maniac; cut for NWS content. )

My Immortal, guys. It's hilarious. Oh my gosh. Trolls have never been so awesome. There is quite a lot of horribly written sex though, in case anyone's bothered by that kind of thing. Also, lots of badly written cutting and suicide attempts. And assaults on the English language in general.

A few choice quotes:

"VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD."

'“My name’s ( Read more... )